In a land that Americans think is Southern Canada and Canadians think is good for shopping when the dollar is just right, there lives a girl who will change the world. She may not be potty trained or know her ABCs yet, but she sure knows her way around a CPU and a Bunsen burner. Her influence will be unprecedented, her name will be forever revered, and her diaper will always need changing. Armed with only a Leap Frog cellphone and a stuffed bear called Mr. Fluffington that chortles when you squeeze its paw, she will singlehandedly discover the ever-elusive key to unlocking free energy and then promptly suck her thumb in self-satisfaction. She is: One! Smart! Baby!
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